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On this page we'll list current members and welcome new members.

Here are the honored active members.  Realizing that a web site is a public forum, we might not include member addresses, and we'll be sure to ask members before posting their phone numbers. 

Rick
Greg
Henry "BiggDawg" Weiss
Jodi
Erin
Kyle
Lance
Kris
Rich Sudder
Susan Escallier (or whatever her last name is now)
Hank Arnold

I'd like to welcome the newest member of the NVTC. . .
 
Hank Arnold
 
Hank officially joined the club by marrying a current member, Susan Escallier.  Upon marriage, he quickly renounced his position as President of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.  He consummated his membership by joining Sue and Rick in the 2002 Kure Beach triathlon in June.  It was his first race.  He proved once again the theory that Infantry officers are just big wussies compared to the mighty hauses of the JAG corps.  He finished behind both Sue and Rick, and Rick pinted out that his failure to shave his entire body (a pure rookie mistake) probably cost him a few minutes in each event.  

From Hank's inaugural race
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Hank beat the fellow in the jeans behind him, but failed to catch the naked man in front of him.

So, you want to be a member, eh?

Here are the ways to become a member of our elite organization:
 
1.  Send a $1000 (US) wire transfer to our swiss bank account.  Your membership will be approved immediately upon the verification of the transfer.  You will be sent an assortment of temporary tatoos as a perk of elite membership.
 
2.  Women, provided you are fit and "classy" will probably be admitted if you think Kyle is cute. 
 
3.  All employees of the Up Your Gas corporation are welcome to be members.
 
4.  If you own a vineyard, welcome to the club!
 
5.  If you participate in a pre-race pasta and wine dinner (pasta optional) and then race with some members and not beat us too badly, you're in. 
 
6.  Marry a member for reasons other than immigration fraud.   
 

 
 

In this area, I might include a link to the "Bulletin Board" page, which includes news and announcements about members.