Here are the ways to become a member of our elite organization:
1. Send a $1000 (US) wire transfer to our swiss bank account. Your membership will be approved immediately
upon the verification of the transfer. You will be sent an assortment of temporary tatoos as a perk of elite membership.
2. Women, provided you are fit and "classy" will probably be admitted if you think Kyle is cute.
3. All employees of the Up Your Gas corporation are welcome to be members.
4. If you own a vineyard, welcome to the club!
5. If you participate in a pre-race pasta and wine dinner (pasta optional) and then race with some members and
not beat us too badly, you're in.
6. Marry a member for reasons other than immigration fraud.